About

Hi, I’m John and more often than not I have a beard because I’m too lazy to shave.

I recently bought some casual trousers that weren’t jeans to try and be less of a cliché millennial but I can’t bring myself to wear crew socks with shorts.

I constantly talk about projects I’m going to start but I rarely start them.

I have more pairs of socks with holes in than I do socks without and I pretty much only wear the same three t-shirts on repeat.

I like coffee, I hate baked beans and I am of the firm belief that pizza is the greatest food in the world! I am wary of people who don’t agree with this.

I spend way too long on the loo looking at my phone.

I tell people I like to cook but only really cook the same handful of dishes on rotation.

I like the idea of being a writer but I’m not very good at it. Grammar my problem seems is.

I was a preteen in London, a teenager in Cambridge and went to university in York. I tell people I went to university in York because they assume I went to the University of York and not York St John like I actually did.

I started a blog because my inflated sense of ego meant I thought my words were worth sharing. I hope you enjoy it.

You can find me online in the links below or you can email me at iamtheboyjohn@gmail.com